Please do not include my name on your website. Needless to say came to mind – and that, dear stranger who writes funny blogs, is why I thought about you while masturbating. You know, the one about a father-son relationship turned cold and heartless. The video would have been all well and good but it was RUINED BY HARRY CHAPIN SINGING CAT’S IN THE CRADLE. I clicked on a seemingly appropriate video – “Sabrina squirts while f****d” – and I started to watch. You see, it was getting to be bed time and I was doing my thing so I decided to check youporn for some visual stimulation. I thought about you while masturbating the other day. (Well, other than the debate that’s been going on over at my 11 Things The Bible Bans But You Do Anyway list… we’ve got folks writing encyclopedias to each other in the comments over there.) 3 | The most ridiculous e-mail I’ve received to date
I almost put “PC over Mac” on that list, but while I can defend it 99 percent, Final Cut Pro makes it impossible for me to defend it “to the death.” I also know that if I wrote something like that it would be the only subject about which I’d receive e-mails and comments for the entire week.
Better than classics like mustard, antiquateds like relish, upstarts like honey mustard, ethnics like salsa and plumpers like mayo. I cannot just stand by and have someone say that about ketchup. mustard for life i would DIE for mustards case Ketchup blows im sorry but it is just not good tasting on anything. In the list I mention Teresa Heinz Kerry’s ketchup fortune and comment on just how much I love ketchup. This was left as a comment on one of my less popular lists, 11 Interesting Facts About Our Presidents and Their Money. 2 | Things that I will defend to the death And I’d drive the nickname into the ground until he, and everyone around us, was sick of me doing it. If I had a friend named Billy I would totally call him Bimmy. I don’t think I ever played Double Dragon 3. –Peter ( a great one, I have no idea how it escaped me during my research. How about Double Dragon 3? Instead of Billy and Jimmy, they list them as Bimmy and Jimmy. Wanted to get this one in, a response to yesterday’s list about Engrish in Nintendo games…
(Anyone who’s not close personal friends with me recognize the movie that spawned that figure of speech?) 1 | More Nintendo translation issues Here’s Inbox-O-Rama #3, presented to you now, without any further dick smacking around.
because I’m not cut out for international postage.)
(Pending three things: (1) The person is patient, because the stickers are still being printed (2) The person e-mails me their address and (3) The person lives in the U.S. It’s really quite amazing.Īs always, anyone whose e-mail or photo submission is posted in an Inbox-O-Rama list will get a brand new 11 Points sticker. Got more great e-mails, Twitters, Facebook messages and comments than I could possibly handle this week. I’ll take something slightly cheaper, especially if it preys on nostalgia so heavily.I respond to emails about my website popping into people’s minds during intimate time, DreamWorks sending me a correction, The Simpsons versus The Critic, and whether I look like Ed Burns. I think someone forgot to change ¥800 to $8, though I’m surprised they didn’t opt for $10. The description on YouTube says 800…but I really doubt the game is $800. I also like that there seem to be actual combos instead of loosely strung together moves.ĭespite this being the official English trailer, there still isn’t a mention of price. The graphics are definitely ugly and do nothing for me (why not opt for SNES style sprites?), but everything looks smooth and doesn’t have the flicker that nearly all NES games contained. The PS4’s “Share Play” feature does nothing for me on PC, which is the only place I’d have a chance of playing with one of my friends. Having couch co-op is a big plus, but the lack of online co-op definitely hurts. Double Dragon IV is coming out in a few days! I didn’t realize how close we were to the launch date, but I’m not so sure I’m going to even pick this up.